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Steven. 21. Dallas-TX. Uni-Senior. Gay. Dr. Pepper. Rum raisin ice-cream. Optimistically realistic. Humility. Instagram: @Stevenhle

ΠΚΦ, ΙΞ #24

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me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.

instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

Oh my shit. Lololol.

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